Little Dent in the Tank

Kinja'd!!! "Matt@ShiftCarBlog" (shiftcarblog)
07/11/2016 at 18:01 • Filed to: craigslist, motorcycles, honda, transalp, adventure bikes

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If this is the “Little Dent on the Tank” just how “flawless” should we really expect this to be mechanically?

Maybe he has a nervous tick where he capitalizes for no reason while he’s lying.

Craigslist... you keep doin’ you.

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DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Laurence > Matt@ShiftCarBlog
07/11/2016 at 18:05

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To his credit, all the photos are pretty good...


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Matt@ShiftCarBlog
07/11/2016 at 18:38

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The quote is “ mechanically flawless”, which I’ve always interpreted as “fully functional”. But technically, the fuel capacity is somewhat compromised here, so the damage is slightly more than just cosmetic.


Kinja'd!!! valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option > Matt@ShiftCarBlog
07/11/2016 at 18:55

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The use of quotes around “NO SCAMMERS” is really wtf. So he does want scammers?


Kinja'd!!! JEM > Matt@ShiftCarBlog
07/12/2016 at 10:54

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This ad is like a band name generator gold mine:

Great Adventure Bike: - jam band

Dual Sport - shitty bar rock/half metal band

Great Commuter - math rock

Tourer - euro metal

Really Comfortable - definitely yacht rock

Mechanically is Flawless - indie rock from a non-english speaking country

Cosmetics Needs Some Love - synth rock/pop

It Has Some Cracks on the Fairings - pretty they opened up for the And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead once.

Little Dent on the Tank - twee folk

Around 24000 Miles - math rock

Currently Registered- shitty bar rock, songs about guns


Kinja'd!!! Matt@ShiftCarBlog > JEM
07/12/2016 at 16:25

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I applaud the lemonade you have just created of Craigslist lemons.